Ever wondered what a suit of armor comprised entirely of iPhones would look like? No? Well, check this out anyway, because it’s pretty amazing. According to the Shenzen People’s Daily, this man attempted to smuggle 94 such devices - iPhone 5s and iPhone 6 models - into mainland China under his clothes.

There’s a significant market for phones smuggled from Hong Kong, even though iPhones are available in China, but the man was caught for (unsurprisingly) walking strangely due to how constricted the bundled-together phones were. Nice try, pal - and great photo, customs agents. Check the source links below for full body shots.

Source: Shenzen People’s Daily via The Consumerist